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{\an8}How was the beauty academy?
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{\an8}How did the shampoo exam go?
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{\an8}I approved the application,
but I stopped washing.
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{\an8}And I also failed the repeat part.
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{\an8}We had to wash again,
and it doesn't seem fair to me.
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{\an8}Damn.
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{\an8}Hank, you didn't flush the toilet.
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It wasn't necessary.
I haven't done anything.
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I see.
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Since when does it happen to you?
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It's okay, Peg.
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That's the problem.
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How long have you been dealing with this problem?
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{\an8}There is no problem.
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{\an8}Please, I don't want to talk about this.
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If you have a problem...
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{\an8}Peggy, please.
For the love of God.
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I'm going to snack.
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Are there any breaded steaks left?
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Take.
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What's that?
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It's Megamucil.
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I take 10 tablespoons in water
every night to be regulated.
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I don't want to know!
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Come on, honey.
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Look, it's light and natural.
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No. Stop, please.
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This is a private and personal matter.
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Drink the water at least.
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If you drink water, you will flush your system.
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I'm telling you it's good for you.
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Eggs and sausages.
It looks good.
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Peggy, what about my breakfast?
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What is this?
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I have made muffins.
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I'm happy for you.
Where are my sausages?
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There are no more sausages left.
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Hank, try a cupcake.
They are made from oat bran.
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Clear.
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You should eat them, dad.
They help you evacuate.
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Sorry?
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What are you implying?
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I thought you were constipated...
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Where do you get that from?
That's absurd.
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Well, that's your father's stuff.
that you don't need to know.
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But it is very clear.
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Last night you spent an hour in the bathroom.
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No, nothing like that.
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Okay, dad.
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Give me that.
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ARLEN'S COURIER
SPORTS
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What's wrong, Ladybug?
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Do you want to go out? Again?
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Brag.
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Nancy, I'm worried about Hank.
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He hasn't done his things for four days.
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Holy shit!
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Poor Hank.
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Although he looks healthy.
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Although Elvis Presley too.
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Nancy, do you think it could be serious?
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I'm a meteorologist, not a doctor.
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But if I had to guess,
I would say he has polio.
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Don't worry, I'm not a meteorologist.
I am the weather girl.
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Hank, what's this about you being clogged?
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Nothing. That...?
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Who do you think you're talking to?
You're wrong, I'm fine.
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That's not what I heard.
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- Hear from whom?
- Dale.
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-How does Dale know?
- By Nancy.
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Does Nancy know this too?
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Who...? This Peggy...
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I could remove the bathroom door now.
and take it out to the garden.
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Hank, it happens to everyone.
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There is no reason to be ashamed.
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Maybe it's not me
the one who should be ashamed.
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Have you ever thought about it?
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Maybe you go too much.
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Once every four or five days
It leaves me more free time.
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If you want to spend your days in the bathroom,
forward.
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Have you tried squatting?
Releases stomach pressure.
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I discovered that a walk
on the lawnmower it helps.
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Can you leave the topic?
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Hello, Hank.
I've been thinking about your business
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and what will cause traffic.
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You have to go run,
to swim or drink a lot.
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you will have a bad time
and you will evacuate again as usual.
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I swear it works.
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He helped my aunt after her pregnancy.
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- I don't know you, right?
- No.
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Can you all leave me alone?
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This is no one's business but mine.
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Okay, but I have something
that will work for sure.
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You take a full spoon
bacon fat...
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I'm not going to eat bacon grease.
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You haven't let me finish.
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Chronic constipation can be a symptom
of a more serious problem.
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I'm telling you.
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I am former surgeon C. Everett Koop.
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Why did you tell Nancy
my problems in the bathroom?
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Food that is not absorbed,
becomes waste
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and lands in the cecum.
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Who the hell is that?
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Howard Stern?
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Pleasant temperature of 21 degrees.
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And on a personal level,
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I want to wish my friend Hank Hill
a speedy recovery from your shameful
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constipation.
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Peggy, why did you do this to me?
Everyone knows it now.
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Hank, I was worried.
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AND? Worry alone.
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I'm tired of worrying alone.
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It's better to talk things out, Hank.
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Not those things. Not the bathroom stuff.
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It's okay, Hank.
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If it bothers you so much,
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I will sit here alone
with my worries.
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At last.
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LULY'S CAFETERIA
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I want fillet steak, brisket,
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a little beef tenderloin,
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a couple of breaded strips
and a hamburger.
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Hank, come on, order some vegetables.
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Okay.
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And some macaroni and cheese.
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- Chocolate cream. Can I try it?
- No, Bobby.
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It's not normal chocolate.
Bring laxative for your father.
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Where did you find this cream
Chocolate, Peggy? It's scary.
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Here, Bobby. Try it.
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I thought you weren't going to offer me.
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- Bobby, you know what he's wearing.
- AND?
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- What are you wearing?
- Laxative.
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Are you trying to drug me?
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Holy God. You've gone too far!
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You don't want to talk about it.
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What if it's something serious
like a polyp? Or something worse.
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You should go to the doctor.
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Stop giving it so much importance.
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I just can't go to the bathroom.
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Hank.
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He looks like an angel.
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A dead angel.
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Oh, fuck no. Why the fuck?
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Because?
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It must have happened to Bill.
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Hank, we never got to talk
of your constipation.
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And now we never will.
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Remember,
Early detection is the key.
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Now hand me over
algebra homework.
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Goodbye, boy.
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See you in hell!
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He's busy!
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Hank, you're alive!
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Close the fucking door!
Can't you see I'm here?
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No, don't touch me.
I'm in the toilet.
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Salt!
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Hank, I was very scared.
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I dreamed that you died.
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You weren't even going to see the doctor,
You don't even listen to Koop.
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Peggy, you shouldn't be watching this.
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Listen to me, baby, I love you.
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Don't die, please.
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I love you too, but...
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Holy God. Okay, I'll go to the doctor.
If you go out and leave me alone.
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Will you go? Oh, Hank.
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That's wonderful.
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Yes, come on. herding
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Thank you.
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Long!
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MEDICAL CENTER
FROM HEIMLICH COUNTY
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For what reason exactly
Are you coming to see Dr. Morley?
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Well, I have...
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Or rather, I have been without...
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Sir, please clarify.
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I need to see you about a problem with...
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Sir, fill this out and sit and wait.
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Bobby, drop that.
You don't know where that has been.
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I'm trying to fill this out.
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CONSTIPATION
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Hanky?
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Mrs. McIntosh?
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Hank Hill. Is this your family?
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I was your father's third grade teacher.
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What are you doing here, Hanky?
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He is a doctor for the elderly.
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- Hank hasn't been able to...
- Walk.
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I messed up my knee playing soccer.
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Mr. Hill, I'm sorry, I don't understand your handwriting.
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What does it say? Esther... Between...
Estri... It's... What?
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How are you feeling?
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I'm Dr. Morley.
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Let's see. Do you have a performance problem?
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Constipation.
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Oh, constipation.
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Wow, things change.
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When did it take place
your last bowel movement?
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I don't usually keep track
of those things, but...
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Five days.
Normal for Hank is every other day.
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Newly married, I went daily.
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But then I talked to his mother
and he told me something very interesting.
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He said that as a teenager,
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I went to the bathroom three or four times a day...
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-Peggy!
- Please, Mr. Hill, this is helpful.
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His wife is worried,
and if she is, so am I.
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I think we'll do a sigmoidoscopy.
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Honey, aren't you glad you came?
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Hello, Mr. Hill.
Take off your pants, please.
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Why do you stop?
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It doesn't make sense yet.
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I'll wait for the doctor to come back.
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Sir, take off your pants
before Dr. Morley arrives.
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Oh. Okay.
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Look, Peg.
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Cotton balls.
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White.
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A whole boat.
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How many would you say there are?
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I would say 30.
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Yes.
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Thirty.
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SIGMOIDSCOPY
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Let's go, Mr. Hill.
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Get on the table,
untie the back of the robe
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and let's take a look at it.
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It has a lot of modern machines.
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Can't take a photo
through the robe?
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It is normal to feel
A little scared, Mr. Hill.
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Stand facing the wall.
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- Do you want me to open?
- No!
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- Mr. Hill.
- Mr. Hill, meet Tasha.
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He is a medical student.
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Is it okay for me to watch the exam?
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I guess so.
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We did it, baby!
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Quick, to the sixth floor!
To motherhood!
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Mr. Hill, this is a special camera
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what do we use to see
the inside of your colon.
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Kill me now.
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Mr. do you want a splint?
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Mom, I'm hungry.
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Oh! Dad!
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What are you doing to yourself?
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Bobby, get out of here!
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No, Mr. Hill.
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When a family faces an illness,
all its members must be involved.
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Remember, they are your recovery team.
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Hello, champion.
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- Do you like video games?
- Yeah.
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This joystick is like that of a video game.
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But your red button
shoot real lasers.
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Cool!
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Bobby.
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Here, you're good.
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Maybe you can give us a hand later.
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It's a joke, Mr. Hill.
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Mr. Hill, it won't hurt you to smile.
In fact, it might help you.
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Tasha, you can start.
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- For now, everything is normal.
- Normal?
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That's good, right?
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This is exciting.
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There are so many twists and turns,
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that I'm dying to see
what will come next.
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The colon has so many twists and turns.
because it's surprisingly long.
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Bobby, if I fucked
your grandfather's intestines...
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I'm your father!
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Your father's intestines
and put them in a straight line,
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They would go around the world.
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Wow. Oh really?
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That's incredible, doctor.
I had no idea about that.
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How is that going to be? The Earth
It has a circumference of 40,000 km.
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A piece of steak
should go through our system
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faster than the speed of sound.
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That's impossible.
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Mr. Hill, it is obvious that from your intestines
There is nothing that goes that fast.
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This is cool.
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Can I be a proctologist when I grow up?
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Mr. Hill, I need you to relax your butt,
please.
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- How are you doing, Mrs. Hill?
- I'm fine.
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I'm a little uncomfortable
after sitting here for so long.
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Okay, let's take a break.
of five minutes.
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Mr. Hill, we're not sure.
What is the origin of your problem?
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At this point, it is best
remove something surgically.
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Sorry, but its low fat diet
and rich in fiber is not working.
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Maybe Hank needs to give his diet
low in fat and rich in fiber
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a little more time.
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Isn't that right, Hank?
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Yes that's fine.
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Just in case, I will reserve the operating room
for the end of the week.
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Holy shit.
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Don't worry.
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It is possible to have a long life,
healthy and somewhat less active
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without colon.
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Only you will not be able to wear shorts.
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SOYBEANS FOR THE WORLD
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"Vegan."
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Are they sausages for dogs?
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No, they are not sausages.
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It's tofu.
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"Tofu"? I can't handle that garbage.
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Try this Faux-Fu.
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It is a substitute for tofu
for those intolerant to tofu.
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Is it good
for someone with constipation?
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-Peggy.
- I didn't say it was you.
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- Is it for your husband?
- Yes.
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And a liter of brown rice soup.
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Do you have anything that tastes good?
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BEAN BURRITOS
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No.
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Look at this, Uncle Hank.
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"Experience moxibustion
with Dr. Li.
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Certified moxibustionist.
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Release stress
and open the energy channels.
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What the hell is that?
314
00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:19,561
Sticks needles into your skin
and sets them on fire.
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00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:22,398
If someone does that to me, I'll kick their ass.
316
00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:25,359
No! Watch your back!
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No!
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They got him high on Gatorade.
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Hank, it's two.
Time to go to the bathroom.
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- Peg, I can't just...
- Time to go to the bathroom.
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Alright.
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Hello, Peggy.
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We were wondering if Hank could get out
and give us a hand with my fence.
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Sorry, Dale.
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It's bath time for Hank.
Maybe later.
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NO GOAL IS TOO HIGH
IF WE CLIMB WITH CARE AND SAFETY
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MOXIBUSTION CLINIC OF DR. L.I.
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Thank you all for coming.
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I thought it would cheer up Hank
have all your friends here.
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He's making a lot of progress.
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- Where are you going, Hank?
- To the bathroom.
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Try to relax, Hank.
And concentrate.
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This could be the good one.
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Come on! Hurry!
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Peggy, please.
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Come on, Hank.
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TAMPONS
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00:18:17,471 --> 00:18:21,975
No, listen. The salad
It doesn't always have to have a salad.
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There's potato salad and...
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00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:29,316
I'm sorry, Peg. I have failed you.
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I have failed you all.
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00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:31,944
Easy, Hank.
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There are still 24 hours left for the intervention.
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Honey, let's get the most out of them.
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00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:09,231
Hank seems a little... depressed.
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He is a man without spirit.
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I thought I would never give up
to the things he enjoyed most.
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It's not because of Hank. It's for me.
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If it were up to him,
I would still eat hamburgers
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with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer.
351
00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:25,914
I would still drink beer
and yelling at the television
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and having a great time and...
353
00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:36,967
Don't move.
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- AND?
- And?
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I heard a...
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Let's see, I wasn't listening,
but I heard a...
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00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,727
Oh, they were my glasses.
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00:19:48,812 --> 00:19:51,231
Honey, we need to talk.
359
00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:54,693
I know you want to help,
but this is getting out of hand.
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00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:59,031
You can't treat an adult
like a baby It's not good.
361
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:02,576
I feel like I've been trying
be someone else lately,
362
00:20:02,659 --> 00:20:07,122
Eating food I don't eat.
And I'm not going to do it anymore.
363
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:11,126
And if I don't poop anymore,
Well that's how I will be.
364
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:16,215
I'd rather die with a hamburger
in the colon than to live and eat Faux-Fu.
365
00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,842
Hank, I know, and...
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00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,010
You are right.
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00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:21,136
That?
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00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,765
I do all this because I want to
may you live as long as possible,
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00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:26,934
because I love you.
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00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:30,187
But I have to let it be you.
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00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:32,439
Oh, Peggy...
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00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:34,733
I have a lot of life ahead of me.
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00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:35,984
I was worried...
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00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,570
- I know.
- that you can...
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00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:40,155
I know, honey.
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00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:41,657
They are a lucky man
377
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:46,370
for having a woman like you
who cares so much about me.
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00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:48,330
I'm going to be more expressive,
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00:20:48,413 --> 00:20:52,417
to tell you how I feel more
and to open up more to you.
380
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:55,712
I don't want this moment
It will never end, Hank.
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00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,005
Me neither.
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00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:01,510
- But it can't be.
-Hold me, Hank.
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00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:04,888
No! Go away!
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00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:21,154
Take.
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00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,884
{\an8}Maybe you have noticed
that in tonight's episode
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{\an8}there was a brief nudity.
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00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:50,684
{\an8}As acts, I only do nudes
when the script requires it.
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00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:55,814
{\an8}For me, tonight's episode
It required showing the side of my butt.
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00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:57,649
{\an8}Believe me when I tell you
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00:21:57,733 --> 00:22:01,570
{\an8}that Fox executives
They demanded much more.
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00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:06,325
{\an8}If someone has offended my body,
I apologize.
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00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:07,492
Good night.
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Translation: Mateo Montaño Tenor